No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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