so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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