why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.