I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch