I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I know her cup size but not her name....
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