I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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