i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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