: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize