No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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