you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
