I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he puts the penis in happiness.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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