I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I need help removing her.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I need a beard to bite.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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