is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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