I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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