Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
