Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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