hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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