I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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