Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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