How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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