I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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