Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
