in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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