your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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