I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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