id be glad to
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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