if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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