well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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