Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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