Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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