I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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