Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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