nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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