North Korea, Best Korea!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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