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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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