i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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