Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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