ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
