I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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