I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
only if we run a train.
done.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
