i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize
