Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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