Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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