oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
