My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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