Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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