so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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