Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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