the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i will never coherently bang her
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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