are you still at the devil's house?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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