wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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