I am in a vortex of obligation.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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