With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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