just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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