Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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