You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize