No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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