I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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